Peel me a grape

Recreo la escena una y otra vez: pequeño club de jazz, todas las luces sobre el escenario. Ambiente festivo, gente que ríe... y todos en silencio ante los primeros acordes del piano. Aparece mi diva interior, sexy vestido largo, alguna joya resplandeciente, micrófono en mano y toda la actitud necesaria para cantar estos versos, deliciosamente incorrectos.

Sírvanse una copa, suban el volumen y escuchen mis demandas.

Peel me a grape, crush me some ice
Skin me a peach, leave the fuzz for my pillow
Start me a smoke, talk to me nice

You've got to wine and dine me
Don't try to fool me bejewel me
Either amuse me or lose me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape

Pop me a cork, french me a fry
Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons
Chill me some wine, keep standing by
Just entertain me, champagne me

Show me you love me, kid glove me
Best way to cheer me, cashmere me
I'm getting hungry, peel me grape

Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say, "do it," jump to it

Send out for scotch, call me a cab
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
Just hang around, pick up the tab
Never out think me, just mink me
Polar bear rug me, don't bug me
New Thunderbird me, you heard me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape

En voz de la gran Nancy Wilson, la interpretación de-fi-ni-ti-va de ésta, mi canción favorita. Enjoy.